Lot’s of people say diggers are one of a kind. But how do you annoy them? I’ve thought about it and wrote some ways down.
- Fill your linked story with AdSense or some nice, green yellow and red Popups. Hatemail, yay!
- Tell everyone at Digg that you like Microsoft and praise MS. Don’t forget to mention that Linux sucks big time. They will love you. Even more than they love Ballmer.
- Tell them you like John Chow. Tell them why he also never should’ve been banned from Digg.
- Write a post about how great the war on terrorism is.
- Post how-to’s about the art of cheating women.
- Post the same unsuccessful stories you posted on Reddit.
- Grab out some old Linux security-issues and post them. Don’t forget to mention about MS products not being that vulnerable.
- Tell everyone Steve Jobs is gay.
- Tell diggers about Mac hardware alternatives.
- Last but not least:
Start telling everyone that the digging of 09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0 stories was very very bad. All stories with that key should’ve been deleted! Ah, and don’t forget to hail RIAA.