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How-to annoy diggers



Lot’s of people say diggers are one of a kind. But how do you annoy them? I’ve thought about it and wrote some ways down.

  1. Fill your linked story with AdSense or some nice, green yellow and red Popups. Hatemail, yay!
  2. Tell everyone at Digg that you like Microsoft and praise MS. Don’t forget to mention that Linux sucks big time. They will love you. Even more than they love Ballmer.
  3. Tell them you like John Chow. Tell them why he also never should’ve been banned from Digg.
  4. Write a post about how great the war on terrorism is.
  5. Post how-to’s about the art of cheating women.
  6. Post the same unsuccessful stories you posted on Reddit.
  7. Grab out some old Linux security-issues and post them. Don’t forget to mention about MS products not being that vulnerable.
  8. Tell everyone Steve Jobs is gay.
  9. Tell diggers about Mac hardware alternatives.
  10. Last but not least:
    Start telling everyone that the digging of 09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0 stories was very very bad. All stories with that key should’ve been deleted! Ah, and don’t forget to hail RIAA.

4 Kommentare

  1. WOW, Ricdes, this is real Digg-Baiting!

    Posted 6. Sep 2007 at 20:35
  2. Harrison Gevirtz

    hahahahhahahahahahahaha
    made my day

    Posted 6. Sep 2007 at 21:02
  3. haha, you brightened my day, especially the part about Steve Jobs (but I thought that was true). Great post. I dugg it, seriously, found it on Digg and dugg it. In all honesty, you have really hit the nail on the head with this post !! Kudos !!

    Posted 8. Sep 2007 at 14:43
  4. Thank you 🙂

    I’m pretty disapointed it didn’t make it to the frontpage.. but, who cares as long as you dudes like this 🙂

    Posted 8. Sep 2007 at 15:08

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